CHRIS BROWN misread A CLOCKWORK ORANGE as an accurate depiction of acceptable ways to behave in society
OJ SIMPSON misread IN COLD BLOOD as a how-to manual
TAYLOR SWIFT misread the ending of ROMEO AND JULIET
THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS mis(heard) THE WAR OF THE WORLDS as the TRUTH. Run!
CHARLIE SHEEN misread THE NEW TESTAMENT as his own biography
GLENN BECK misread FAHRENHEIT 451 as a decent proposal
BRITNEY SPEARS misread GONE WITH THE WIND as a marriage guide
JUSTIN BEIBER misread ANIMAL FARM as a cool book about pets!
WALT DISNEY misread MOST FAIRYTALES. Perhaps fortunately for the psyches of children everywhere.
KE$HA misread THE GRAPES OF WRATH as a fashion magazine
LINDSEY LOHAN misread ALICE’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND as a reasonable allegory for your average night out
LEANN RHIMES/ TIGER WOODS/ JESSE JAMES misread THE SCARLETT LETTER as being about an “actress”