Sunday, February 27, 2011

Top 20 Books to Buy People Based On What They Wear:

1.      Anything by the brand Limited Tooà Twilight
2.      Tight jeans and an ironic t-shirt àanything by Vonnegut except Slaughterhouse 5 (Because (s)he’ll already have it)
3.      Power Suit à Freakonomics
4.      Vintage sundress and a romantic smileà Chocolat
5.      Neck gear àBoy: Eragon or Dune Girl: something by Tamora Pierce or Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
6.      Sports clothes à Fight Club
7.      Jeans and a graphic t-shirtà Lamb
8.      Mom jeans à My Sister’s Keeper
9.      A pacifierà Alice in Wonderland (it works on so many levels…)
10.  A Hawaiian t-shirt àThe Big Sleep
11.  Pradaà Chasing Harry Winston OR The Great Gatsby
12.  Indie band t-shirtàA Clockwork Orange
13.  High heels to classà Gossip Girl novels
14.  Cardigans àThe Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime
15.  Wire-rimmed glassesà Life of Pi
16.  Victoria’s Secret brand/ a crapload of Forever 21à Nicolas Sparks novels
17.  A smoking jacketàa biography on Ronald Reagan
18.  A wedding ringà The Five Love Languages
19.  All blackà The Wasteland
20.  An expression of sheer awesomenessà David Sedaris books

1 comment:

  1. This is hilarious. Excellent profiling!