1. Anything by the brand Limited Tooà Twilight
2. Tight jeans and an ironic t-shirt àanything by Vonnegut except Slaughterhouse 5 (Because (s)he’ll already have it)
3. Power Suit à Freakonomics
4. Vintage sundress and a romantic smileà Chocolat
5. Neck gear àBoy: Eragon or Dune Girl: something by Tamora Pierce or Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
6. Sports clothes à Fight Club
7. Jeans and a graphic t-shirtà Lamb
8. Mom jeans à My Sister’s Keeper
9. A pacifierà Alice in Wonderland (it works on so many levels…)
10. A Hawaiian t-shirt àThe Big Sleep
11. Pradaà Chasing Harry Winston OR The Great Gatsby
12. Indie band t-shirtàA Clockwork Orange
13. High heels to classà Gossip Girl novels
14. Cardigans àThe Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime
15. Wire-rimmed glassesà Life of Pi
16. Victoria’s Secret brand/ a crapload of Forever 21à Nicolas Sparks novels
17. A smoking jacketàa biography on Ronald Reagan
18. A wedding ringà The Five Love Languages
19. All blackà The Wasteland
20. An expression of sheer awesomenessà David Sedaris books
This is hilarious. Excellent profiling!
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