1. A wedding ring and stripper heelsà The Scarlet Letter
2. A kippahà Mein Kampf
3. A crucifixà Lamb
4. Gap kids à A Clockwork Orange
5. Walmart brandà Skinny Bitch (Because it’s a book about veganism, not because people who shop at Walmart are fat. Sheesh)
6. PradaàThe Devil Wears Prada
7. A bathrobe and a weak mustacheà Lolita
8. A walkerà My Horizontal Life (Chelsea Handler)
9. An expression of intense awesomenessà Twilight
10. An army uniformàCatch-22
11. A power-suità Alice in Wonderland
12. An IVà The Inferno
13. A bright yellow sundressà The Bell Jar
14. A scarf, boxy glasses, tight pantsàRomeo and Juliet
15. Sports clothesà A Nicolas Sparks novel
16. A wool ponchoàGeorge Bush’s memoir
17. Anything by the brand Limited Tooà Ulysses
18. Concrete bootiesàThe Godfather
19. Adult size xxxxxsmà A Prayer for Owen Meany (if you didn't know... he's a dwarf)
20. Anything at allàthe book by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
